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2.As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
3.You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
4.The most important item in an order will no longer be available.
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5.Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
6.Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
7.I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they'd still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn't eat as much.
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8.I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
9.I broke a leg one time ... spilt coffee all over.
10.Friday, I was in a bookstore and I started talking to a French looking girl. She was a bilingual illiterate -- she couldn't read in two different languages.
11.A wino asked me for change... I gave him my shirt.
12.When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
13.If there is light at the end of the tunnel...order more tunnel.
14.I got a calculator and now I can't add without it. I got a spellchecker and I can't write without it anymore. I got a blowdryer and now my hair won't dry on its own.
15.Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why. Then do it.
16.All probabilities are really 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.
17.Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.
18.There is no problem a good miracle can't solve.
19.The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease, sometimes it gets replaced.
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